You thought THAT was "cryptic"

I was accused of being cryptic with my Facebook status update, when I updated my status with “FML, nothing like paying $1100 for a bedroom, kitchen, storage room, bathroom, and one large dog room. Not to mention an additional $2400 on furniture, I don’t get to use, that is now stacked in that other room, I'm also not using. Fucking lovely, right? Fffffuuuuucccckkkk! Angry!”, Not sure that is very “cryptic".

How is this for “cryptic”?

My grace is gone! I read a blog the other day about playing with fire and how you shouldn’t do it. Well what happens when you are curious about fire? You know what it feels like to be burned, you know you don’t like it, but yet you are still intrigued with the smell, sound, and even look of a burning match? Yet, you still fear that burn and the long healing time of such burns?

“The grass is not always greener on the other side?”, “You don’t always get what you want”, “It is what it is”…all sayings that piss me off! I get that the grass is not always greener, but why in the fuck am I looking at the neighbors grass? Have you ever thought to ask? Why, don’t you always get what you want? If what you want is feasible and you work for it, why shouldn’t you get it? If I am not asking for someone else to give it to me, and I work hard for it, why shouldn’t I be able to have what I want? And as for, “it is what it is”, really?! What IS what it IS? Does that mean “deal with it”? “Sorry bought your luck”? If so, fuck IS!

My latest FB status update was “I just want to drive, get a tattoo, or do something dramatically different with my hair. Hummm....”, now while that might seem fairly “cryptic”, those that know me, know that when I get the itch do any of the above it says something. Something similar to what my dad measures based on my mom’s weight…you figure it out!

So…bartender excuse me please, one more drink, could you make it strong ‘cause I don’t need to think”, “She’s got her ticket, I think she’s gonna use it, I think she going to fly away. No one should try and stop her, persuade her with their power. She says that her mind is made up”.

That’s a wrap!